ON A DARK DESERT HIGH WAY

COOL WIND IN MY HAIRRRRRRR.
WARM SMELL OF COLITAS, RISING UP THROUGH THE AIIRRRRRR.
UP AHEAD IN THE DISTANCE, I SAW A SHIMMERING LIGHT.
MY HEAD GREW HEAVY AND MY SIGHT GREW DIM,
I HAD TO STOP FOR DA NIGHHHT.
THERE SHEEEEE STOOD IN DA DOORWAY.
I HEARD THE MISSION BELL.
AND I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF:
'THIS COULD BE HEAVEN OR THIS COULD BE HELL.'
THEN SHE LIT UP A CANDLE AND SHE SHOWED ME THE WAY.
THERE WERE VOICES IN THE CORRIDOR...
I COULD HEAR THEM SAY

WELCOME TO DE HOTEL CALIFORNIA
SUCH A LOVELY PLACE
SUCH A LOVELY FACE
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM IN DE HOTEL CALIFORNIA
ANY TIME OF YEAR... YOU CAN FIND IT HERE.